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February 22nd, 2012 admin Comments off

Chased Hard

How The World’s Worst Traveler Achieved Her Business Success

More or less on a whim, she had decided to pack her bags and take off to the first European city that she could think of. After all, it was summer and she felt the urge to get away. As it turned out, though, there was a major flaw in her plan, which happened to be the not so small matter of getting a seat on one of the flights heading to that city. Every travel agent in town told her that everything was sold out, and that she should have booked months ago.

In the end, she had no choice left but to change her travel plans. Instead of heading to a romantic city of her own choosing, the choice was made for her. The great laws of availability decreed that there was only one destination left that she could travel to. It was the capital city of an extremely small country of which she had never before heard. The travel agent who found the space, and only after much trying at that, was not all that sure if she’d ever heard of it before, either. Undeterred, she packed her bags with girls shirts and shorts, and other summery stuff, and headed off, determined to have a good time no matter where the place may be.

That, in brief, was how she landed in what appeared to be the middle of nowhere. No one, absolutely not one single one of the people that she had encountered since boarding the plane, was able to understand her language. As a result, she’d had a bit of a hair-raising moment when clearing customs. For some unfathomable reason, instead of stamping her passport and letting her through as she’d expected, the agent pointed to her Swarovski earrings and began gibbering in highly excited tones. Certainly, she thought, I must have broken some local custom or prohibition. But luckily, through a combination of sign language and crudely drawn illustrations of stick figures in what looked to be police uniforms chasing stick figures armed with what looked to be guns, the agent made it clear that he was only warning her about a problem with local thieves.

As she exited the airport, she realized that she had made a terrible mistake. The climate was not warm and cheerful at all. A blast of wind that felt like it had come directly off the polar ice cap blew up her skirts and sent them flying. Not only was the wind cold, it was rude! Firmly gathering her skirts around her, she flagged what she hoped was a taxi.

Luck was with her at last. The cab’s driver had been the only one to discretely look away during the wind’s antics. And, though he could not understand a single thing she said, he immediately recognized the name of her hotel when she pulled out her booking confirmation and waved around it in front of his face. After a twenty-plus minute ride that seemed more like a practice run for a Formula One event, she arrived safely, if somewhat shaken, at the hotel.

She awoke the next morning, and completely undaunted by the previous day’s experiences, headed straight into the city center. It was there that she experienced her life-changing moment. It was one worthy of being accompanied by a choir of angels singing ‘hallelujah’. For, no matter where she looked, in each and every shop window were great, heaping displays of the most absolutely exquisitely designed men wedding bands. She immediately whipped out her calculator and after doing the math, discovered that they could easily be resold at a profit margin of more than five hundred percent back home.

The city located out in the middle of nowhere gave birth to a completely new business that day. The locals still don’t speak a word of any language but their own. Our heroine, who likes to keep her source a secret, considers that a plus. In no time at all, she managed to learn their language.

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